Toddler Times!

Having a toddler is an adventure!  I say adventure because you kinda never know what the day will hold.  It could be a good day, bad day, exciting day, terrifying day etc.  You just never know with a little one.  They learn fast and they soak everything up like a sponge.  My little one is no exception.  She knows how to play the game!  I’ll give a few examples on how “adventurous” my days are!  Here are a few of her ideas and actions that we encounter.

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Clean, fresh pull up/diaper=POOP immediately!

Quiet house=for no reason at all….LOSE THY SHIT!  SCREAM FOR NO ACTUAL REASON!

Brand new outfit=massive blowout time!

Daddy tossing toddler around and playing=regurgitate/projectile vomit EVERYWHERE!

Not hungry and refuses food=eat that Lego over there!

Pretty cat or puppy=pull tail as hard as possible!

Daddy hugging Mommy=NEGATIVE!  SHE’S MY MOMMY!

Mommy took the time to fix her hair=pull her hair really hard and/or puke!

Fresh bath and tucked into bed=shit everywhere and then giggle about it!

Almost asleep= ROUND 2!  FIGHT!  (only some will get the reference)

Wet diaper change=take a crap mid diaper change!

Given a spoon to feed oneself=throw across the room with food on it!

Given to Daddy for minute=scream like a banshee cause Mom left the room!

Given favorite red sippy cup=throw immediately and demand the blue one!

Want that snack after being told no=grab snack, say “pweese” and “tank you”… cuteness always wins!

There you have it!  An average day in our house is full of adventure and lots of giggles!  And that’s just from the baby…

 

 

New to the military life?

img_0090I see posts and discussions online all the time about expectations of military life.  Preparing for this lifestyle is slightly impossible, but I’ve put together a little list to get you started!

So, you’ve met the man of your dreams and fell in love!  Congratulations!  Now begins the rollercoaster.  You will spend tons of time apart due to work, training and deployments.  Holidays come and go and customs forms can be filled out blindfolded.

Buy new furniture.  Stick all of it in a moving truck and drive that truck like you stole it!  Go over every speed bump you can find and take turns as sharp as possible!  Bang that furniture up real good.  Now, rent a house that doesn’t have room for all that lovely banged up furniture.  Oh, and don’t forget all the lovely colorful stickers that you will be finding for the next 20 years!

Cry, laugh and drink!  Meet the best people ever, become great friends and then you will all move in opposite directions.  Just learn to embrace the adventure.

Hurry up and wait!  You will figure this one out sooner than later.

9-5?  What the hell is that?!?  Seriously.

New address?  Having trouble changing all the bills and stuff over to the new address?  Try remembering all of them for the past 6 years to fill out a form!

Learn to sleep with your phone and computer.  Wait… did I say sleep?  Deployments suck.  And you will learn to have cereal for dinner!

If you plan on going to the commissary on the 1st or 15th, make sure to use your husband’s combat gear!  It can get rowdy in there!

Wait for your husband to receive PCS orders and then spend a couple of weeks losing your sanity and running around like a crazy lady.  He gets a stack of papers and you get a 101 list of things that have to be done in two weeks.  Congrats!

Go ahead and ask your husband what time he’s getting off work.  Make plans.  Then wait 3-4 hours after said time and ask yourself if it’s too late for coffee or too early for a drink!

Join the FRG, sit back with a bag of popcorn and enjoy the show!   It gets that good!

Not handy around the house?  No problem.  You will learn that kicking or hitting something with a hammer while cussing works wonders.

Lastly, remember to just go with it!  Enjoy your life.  You’re married to your best friend and love of your life.  Learn to laugh and laugh often!