Having a toddler is an adventure! I say adventure because you kinda never know what the day will hold. It could be a good day, bad day, exciting day, terrifying day etc. You just never know with a little one. They learn fast and they soak everything up like a sponge. My little one is no exception. She knows how to play the game! I’ll give a few examples on how “adventurous” my days are! Here are a few of her ideas and actions that we encounter.
Clean, fresh pull up/diaper=POOP immediately!
Quiet house=for no reason at all….LOSE THY SHIT! SCREAM FOR NO ACTUAL REASON!
Brand new outfit=massive blowout time!
Daddy tossing toddler around and playing=regurgitate/projectile vomit EVERYWHERE!
Not hungry and refuses food=eat that Lego over there!
Pretty cat or puppy=pull tail as hard as possible!
Daddy hugging Mommy=NEGATIVE! SHE’S MY MOMMY!
Mommy took the time to fix her hair=pull her hair really hard and/or puke!
Fresh bath and tucked into bed=shit everywhere and then giggle about it!
Almost asleep= ROUND 2! FIGHT! (only some will get the reference)
Wet diaper change=take a crap mid diaper change!
Given a spoon to feed oneself=throw across the room with food on it!
Given to Daddy for minute=scream like a banshee cause Mom left the room!
Given favorite red sippy cup=throw immediately and demand the blue one!
Want that snack after being told no=grab snack, say “pweese” and “tank you”… cuteness always wins!
There you have it! An average day in our house is full of adventure and lots of giggles! And that’s just from the baby…